AMERICA’S FAVORITE CELEBRITY HOUSE KEEPER

Meet Rosa Mendoza

Rosa Mendoza attended Guadalajara University (by mail) receiving full honors for her degree in “Professional Services” after paying the agreed “tuition”. She then packed her bag and headed to the United States entering illegally after paying a “coyote” a sizable sum. Her first stop was was in Beverly Hills, California where she landed her first big client... none other than “Barney Miller” himself, Hal Lindon (total f’ing tyrant!). Since her start she has worked with some of the BIGGEST celebrities and famous politicians. In fact, she was Schwarzenegger’s housekeeper while he was Governor of California. After threatening Arnold that she would expose their love affair (hey, he likes maids) to TMZ he quickly pulled strings and made her a US Citizen (no test needed!). She works hard five days a weeks as a celebrity housekeeper from Beverly Hills to Malibu. The other two days she gets drunk and reveals the dirtiest and darkest secrets of her celebrity clients!

“Rosa Mendoza” is a hilarious comedic character
portrayed by comedian, Ese Balé.